Fireworks

So, here we are approaching the 5th of November and it gets dark around about 6.30pm but the village idiots insist on waiting until 10pm to set off fireworks.

The dog is hard of hearing these days so tends to sleep through the annual re-enactment of the artillery barrage on the Somme, which is a blessing.

I have come to hate fireworks. And I hate the twats who let them off.

Sooner the sale of fireworks to the general public is stopped the better......