Global conspiracy...

Why do clothing manufacturers insist on stitching product care/information labels into the side seams of t-shirts?
'Seams' they always position these labels right around the point where the waistband of ones trews would be. And why use material for these labels with the abrasive quality of a coarse sandpaper?
Okay, it's not hip to wear shirts tucked in but, when worn as a base layer in cold weather, I'm sure I am not alone in secretly shoving my t-shirt down my trousers!

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