A snails pace....

Humph, it is that time of the year when strange people exchange one large 'box' for a smaller 'box' on wheels, which they then drag across the country to some sodden piece of ground, through miles of tailbacks and gridlock, arriving just in time to turn around and drag their ambulatory abodes all the way back to where they started.

Just like the snail carrying its home around on its back and not getting anywhere really fast - apt that some of the caravanning world use a snail as their club logo...

Yep, it's a glorious British Easter Bank Holiday. It's lousy weather. It's miles of road works. It's trains cancelled or delayed.

It's time to stay at home...