Social networking? Bollocks...

WTF is the fascination with sharing every detail of your mundane existence with the world?

I don't really care if you have just had a crap, nearly got run down (shame they missed) or that the waitress doesn't have a clue.
Bet when she goes out to eat she isn't alone...

Why share it with all the other sad losers on your 'follower/following' list? Oh, maybe because they have no real friends?....

The growth of these 'micro-blogging' sites like Twatter and Shitter and Jerku and Dunce amazes me. Some of these saddos have multiple accounts on every network. I expect they have accounts on MyBook and Facespace. If there was a network called TwatsOnline they'd probably join that too.

Then there are the real divas who post live streaming video of their daily drudgery online for the whole world to sit and gawp at.

Please turn off your cameras, phones, laptops and get a life....